And strangely, despite another president of around this same age, Trump’s legacy will be worse than the AIDS epidemic. When you’re worse than AIDS, you should probably think about that.

“Nice: Chris Christie has a 15 percent approval rating, the lowest of any New Jersey governor ever.”

Trying to fire the special counsel is one of the classic blunders. Just under the top 2. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

City Solicitor Guy Ayres read a list of reasons why the no toplessness for women rule was legal, saying, ““People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone,”

Our breasts have to be contained to protracted people from the lasers. /s

“People don’t have the right to impose their lifestyle on others who have an equal right to be left alone”

It would look less biased if he simply described Trump’s actions instead of assigning charges.

Barron was traumatized because the bloody head looked like Mommy’s friend.

Number one red flag for literally anybody I ever meet that I know immediately is a horrendous person to deal with, they make a super obvious mistake and then double down hard as FUCK on it, inventing an entire universe in which their mistake wasn’t a mistake just to avoid admitting to a pretty innocuous mistake.

I was accused of working a spell on a coworker at one of my evaluations. I later received a written warning based on a complaint by this same coworker that said in part that I would often say “strange things” and also that she thought I was stealing bits of her hair for rituals.

Well, he’s not a Trump. He’s Kushner. And Kushners certainly do go to prison.

I just couldn’t believe it Your Honour! I finishing giving little little boy a teddy bear to help his brave fight against cancer, and next thing I know this crazy jounalist grabs my thumb and sticks it right in his eye! I go to apologise of course, but then he drops to the floor, grabs my leg and starts slamming his…

His Wikipedia has already been edited. Beautifully.

her husband is the most british looking person in the world

“No collusion. No collusion. You’re the collusion!”

I don’t see it as a choice between a post apocalyptic hellscape or Handmaid’s Tale; I see it as the choice between Handmaid’s Tale + post apocalyptic hellscape or just Handmaid’s Tale by itself. Trump may not be so actively hateful towards women and LGBTQ people as Pence is, but with a Republican Congress and the…

I do appreciate them making the Russian/alt right connection explicit.

Trump: “Russia must be laughing up their sleeves (???) as the U.S. tears itself over a Democrat EXCUSE for loosing the election.”
You mean you didn’t ask them about it to their faces just yesterday when you met with them personally behind closed doors, you gigantic ass.

“Viability increased to 100%.”

Good grief, what a way to frame a question. Not even a neutral category to shake things up?