Please, Travolta makes his wedding ring disappear a couple times a month.

“see, even super devout Jews like him so he can’t be terrible!” is why they will keep pimping this guy out.

#notallanalfissures

“One bad thing about the internet is it tends to make people think things are black and white, when reality is entirely gray.”

I haven’t read Jezebel in a bout a year, but the groupthink going on in the comments is reprehensible. You think Ellison and Bernie are politically at odds with eachother? Why? Because of the color of their skin? Because one is Muslim and the other is Jewish? Ellison was a Bernie surrogate for Chrissakes and Bernie…

Obama’s platform? Bernie’s education plan? What the fuck are you on about?

I like when people say “populism is the danger” since its one step away from “democracy is the danger.” Hard to persuade people to vote for you when you will openly admit you don’t trust them.

Yeah. I’m pretty over the wagon-circling and doubling down on tribal politics in the fall out of all of this, tbh. I don’t get why admitting that things could’ve been done differently somehow negates the very real sexism and double standards she faced during this campaign. Both things can be true my friends! Hillary…

It appears we have a misunderstanding.

Hillary did not lose because of Bernie’s education plan.

interesting, i hadn’t heard that. who was saying we should abandon pushing for equal rights and police reform?

“so I blew up some people with a gas pipe-”

I find the reality that we all have genitals extremely offensive.

You didn’t finish your sentence. I was worried.

Right, but Warren’s message clearly aligns more with Sanders than Clinton, and that message resonated with primary voters in Indiana, Michigan, Wisconsin... Then factor in 4 years of Orange Hitler’s wrecking ball, and I’m not so sure that Warren’s message wouldn’t resonate strongly on a national stage.

I may reading into your comment too much, but I don’t think Clinton lost the rust belt because she was too extreme.

“Self-deportation” has come back into vogue among Republicans. The general idea seems to be to make their lives miserable until they leave. I haven’t seen many specifics yet, but I’m sure Paul Ryan is hiding something where his soul used to be.

Yup. Looks like how I would write a ransom note if I were too lazy to cut out letters from People.

I’m sure if this is granted, his lawyers would never dream of trying the use the fact that he is a sitting president to delay the trial until the end of his term, if not exempt him altogether. That would be madness!

That’s not what they said at all. The fact you’re projecting utter crap like that says more about you than anything.

Here’s a consideration for you. If the characters themselves don’t matter because it’s just an FPS where you point a crosshair then why do you even CARE if a character is canonically gay?

Seriously, the…