Working title: “My Beautiful, Perfect (God-Damned Son-of-a-Bitch) Child Deleted My 40-Hour Persona 5 Save”

Stephen King quietly crumples his syllabus and walks out of the classroom.

After sex I like to have myself a hearty milksteak followed by a big ol’ spoonful of cat food. Mm-mm, taaaasty.

Aw hellz yeah. I want y’all to meet Deltron Zero

Your fatherhood is showing, Mr. Fahey.

we’re all soldiers now.

Soldier 76 at the bottom of this list automatically means I have to disregard it. Sorry, Ms. Hernandez, but you clearly have terrible choice in heroes. D.VA? AT THE TOP? man if i have to hear that fake gam3r gurl voice actor one more time i’m gonna really, really cry.

At first, I was like, “Aw, Evan’s leaving Kotaku. And he was one of my fav’s, too.”
I am pleasantly surprised to find that the focus of your writing has not changed, and all your shit STILL gets shared to Kotaku.
I hope your new post is one you enjoy— and keep on rockin’, dawg.

THEY CALL IT A KIDS’ MEAL

Okay— real talk. The Phantom Tollbooth is still the book I give as my top favorite. I’m 22. I am not ashamed.

That’s probably the best Carmack quote to choose. I was totally unaware of his... immediate brilliace until I watched that video. Obviously he’s still got plenty of ideas and now I’m super excited to see what he does.