smooth cock of the ball

Here is me and R2D2 at work!

Great call on Trombone Shorty, Reuben. He's a hell of an artist and extremely underrated. I'll be seeing him in a few weeks at Coachella. This is one of my favorites from him, showing off some great circular breathing and holding a note for about 2-3 minutes (starts around 4:30).

I thought Leyland retired

"I hope they lose their ass."

I worked at a mediocre steakhouse with a cocktail bar that attracted every mustache in the county. We had to dress like "sexy milkmaids" with a short tartan skirt with attached cummerbund and very low cut white bodysuit. Every Saturday night this older man came in with his family for dinner. They ate lobsters, steak…

Your 1st problem is that you always start a Snow Day with waffles!

It was always obnoxious to have applause, when some received more enthusiastic responses than others. I cannot believe it has taken them this long to mute it.

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

It's not cereal, it's granola. That's like if I unwrapped some Chewy bars, threw em in a bowl, poured milk over it and called it cereal.

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

That advice would have really backfired if you became a diabetic.

Also, this:

I especially love the "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" skip celebration from the bench.

I love this expression

I almost forgot! Here is a photo of me mid-workout on the left of Jillian looking very fetching indeed. There were photographers and videographers everywhere so I'm just waiting for more to be revealed in due time.

Even when she smiles she still has bitch-face.