They deserve their own set, I think. What about Vol 1 titled, PARTIAL LUNG CAPACITY: A History of Healthy, Breathless Women Strumming?

I’m all in for Vol 2: Unsuccessful Breathy Women With Acoustic Guitars.

Maria, I will send you some cash if you’ll get started on your next book, SMALLER THAN THEY LOOK: A History of Men in Indie Bands.

I get that they’re all shitheads, but I honestly have no fucking idea who this inbreds are.

Wow, what a ruckus just cause Harry married a black woman.

Wrong. Babies love boobs. There’s literally NO WAY a baby would unfollow her for posting drawings of boobs.

Wrong, Billie. Babies love boobs.

Women are always “capitalizing” but men are “innovators and moguls”. Its annoying and I am soooo sick of it too!! 

Female celebrities like Simpson and Kim K are always put down for succeeding in business “just because they were already celebrities”. No one says that shit to Jay-Z or any of the other men doing it. If it were so easy, then every male musician and actor or “entertainer” out there would also be billionaires.

She passed herself off to him as being from Spain, right? But now she went full Elizabeth Holmes so she’d better keep that accent up for eternity!

Soleil Moon Frye was/is Punky Brewster.

The best/worst is when they follow up “Where are you from?” with, “No, no, I mean what are you?”

I’m Indian and I’ve lived in the U.S. of A since I was 10 months old, but do you know how many fellow citizens ask me where I’m from and don’t accept ‘Minnesota’ or ‘California’ (lived there for 7 years) for an answer?

My God, YES. I have a very American name, but from living in the South and introducing myself in different restaurants i have worked at, I often get a confused look because I have two first names. So I say my name with a couple extra vowels and then I get the: Ohhhhhh! Okay! Easy to remember!

You're more confident that she'll face charges than I am.

“Native speakers don’t develop an accent in their own language by learning another one”

I agree, jinni. I’d like to add that I’m not multi lingual at all. I’m from and of southern West Virginia.  I no longer live there, but did until adulthood.  When I talk to people from back home, by phone or even by text, I drop the scrubbing of my regional accent in a way that makes my kids and husband laugh. I do it…

Figures. A Karen falsely accuses and even assaults a child, and when proven wrong, just walks away instead of apologizing profusely like she should have. I hope that white cow gets found out and dragged all over social media.

BFD. Code-switching. Most of us who are multilingual end up remembering words in one language and forgetting it in the other on a regular basis. The brain does not sharply delineate at all times, and certain influences can leave a more marked impact in the vocabulary of one language or another.

We all get old lol