Yeah, and what’s really irritating (and horrifying) is that the higher-ups at all of these news organizations are just kinda like, ‘Well, okay. If you insist.’. It’s insane (also, horrifying) how they’re coveting access over accountability.

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

What?! You mean a sexist and misogynistic show like Entourage is made by people who are sexist and misogynistic?!

My thoughts exactly. Then again, this is Beyoncé, só for all we know she might have assembled a fully functioning OR in a spare bedroom.

“Uday and Qusay.”

Well, I do. He looks astonishingly uncomfortable, and if the reports about him are true, Orange Foolius will be even more dismissive and unpleasant to him than to Uday and Qusay. His mother seems to genuinely love him, which means that he has the opportunity to become a good person. Trump may see to it that never…

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I don’t like the ageism in some of the speculation about McCain’s terrible question. Let’s remember his was the last question at the end of a very long hearing. I was tired and frazzled too (and still in my PJs, looking like absolute shit). I think what’s important here is less how capable McCain’s mind is, but how…

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

 “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about!“

Nice try, but Trump is still President.

I would also like to make fanny packs happen, although I’d probably go for the low-slung-across-my-hips look. I need my hands free dammit!

Dude, decavfefe.

That fact that someone needed to come up with a term to describe applying self-discipline is completely reflective of the problem. Everything needs to be catchy. Everything needs a hashtag and a meme. Everything needs a blog post.

Just for fun, I’m going to try to explain this story to my mom.

I don’t think they’re buying them. If you look at the people these bots are following, they’re almost all following the same twenty or so celebrities that twitter recommends for you when you set up a twitter account.

This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

If you haven’t watched the documentary about Anthony Weiner’s campaign that came out a couple of years ago, WATCH IT!