Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!

A microwave oven actually has a faraday cage inside of it. This is needed to prevent the electromagnetic waves used to heat up the food inside from leaking out of the oven. If I were snowden, and I didn't have a cocktail shaker, I'd use a microwave.

For everyone dumbfounded about Paula Deen: I am familiar with Deen's type of old south Confederacy-worshipping* racist. The issues is, and this is why racism is still fucking INSTITUTIONAL, is that she doesn't believe herself to be racist.

When my grandfather got drunk he nodded off to sleep.

"You know, you don't really smell like a dog... but whatever I'll be nice."

"Plus, it gets us all scrutinizing everything but the more likely culprit of what makes sex feel loose in the first place in any hole: a small dick."

Probably one of the greatest disservices of porn - especially porn involving extreme activities such as fisting and use of large dildos/objects, both anally and vaginally - is that it's basically a highlights reel. All of the time, effort and lubrication it takes to get the vagina/anus to the point where it can accept…

Why not just use the couch?

Yes, you must. Sorry! Invest in some extra sheets and consider that a price well worth paying for a good sex life.

You already have a way to get toxins out of your digestive system. It's called "pooping."

That dialogue is hilarious. I can hear Mrs. Sharma's voice in my head! (And it's a very sweet voice, I like her already. I guess that sort of proves the point of this article.)

Well, she has been pregnant a number of times, and she has actually referred to her abortions and her miscarriage in her art extensively. In fact the subject of pregnancy seem to have affected her very strongly emotionally. So this seems a little disingenous, it's not really true that she's not interested in having…