Ah, yes, the Heavenly Father gave you babies. Because everything good = God (f*** science) and everything bad (inc infertility) = not God, possibly the devil. And now you’ve got four kids you get to indoctrinate with that sh!t, hallelujah!

Unless she flies commercial we’ll never know ;)

Does anyone here know if/when this is going to be (legally!) available online, on demand, in the UK? I’m not having any luck finding answers online...

Not only did I laugh (#sorrynotsorry), I wish I’d come up with this so much I toyed with plagiarising it.

Part of me really wants to hate on Gwyneth Paltrow, but I can’t hate on parents who split without dragging their children into custody battles and other ugliness. I’m sure there will be plenty of future opportunities where she’ll say or do something that will ignite my inner keyboard warrior.

Serious question: Do they ever do anything practical, as far as you’ve seen? (Like, you know, wear a pair of trainers under your suit/dress while in transit and slip on your heels when you reach your destination - that sort of thing?)

You spend a gazillion dollars on cosmetic procedures and then you need layers and layers of make up? The amounts of make up visibly troweled on just baffle me, especially when you see how badly it’s done.

Erm... I wasn’t on about editing/removing comments on Kinja (which you can’t), I was on about websites with advertisements on them (=how they make money) who initially spread the misinformation to attract the attention to generate the traffic and clicks and what have you, then change or remove their content. There…

Attention > Clicks > Money, I presume. You can always correct or remove afterwards, as some online outlets have done, but as you see here the falsehood lives on.

That picture was taken by Jimmy King, not by Iman. Iman posted it onto her Instagram as a re-gram from Bowie’s official account. The photograph was published - not taken - on his birthday a couple of days before his death. The ‘taken by Iman a few days before his death’ myth was created by some blog and literally…

That’s the big flaw about the movie that was my favourite throughout my teens, The Breakfast Club – Judd Nelson just seemed too old to play John Bender! Mind you, I first saw that movie in ‘87 or ‘88, around the same time of the first TV interviews aired with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and I swear Anthony Kiedis (who…

the same department has also been ranked by an independent evaluation as the third-best child services department in the nation

“Dooon’t you knoooow who I aaaaaaaaaaaam...”

OMG... I sort of feel embarrassed on his behalf... over-autotuned (can’t really sing), lip-synced like he doesn’t mean it, fake girlfriend (PR arrangement), silly lyrics (come of age and you want to escape the sugary boyband sweetness, I get it *yawn*), a video that looks like it’s made by someone’s spotty nephew in…

After I’ve hit ‘publish’ on my comment I am going to get up off my seat and give you a standing ovation for this analogy.

Again, there is no substantive evidence that cell phone radiation causes cancer, period.

If she’d posed half naked for another photographer, she’d still have made the cover and got all the (social) media attention. She, or at least her agent, had a choice to refuse Richardson.

Sorry, but that’s BS. By your logic Bill Cosby should be raking in the offers of work.

No one in their right mind would sign up (with) Bill Cosby for any business, or appoint Max Clifford as their publicist, so how the FUCK can Richardson still be in business?!