I have no idea who David Spade with, so I looked at his Twitter linked here and that still doesn’t tell me who he is, and I can’t be arsed to google or wiki the guy... but feel free to tell me why I should give a toss about what he thinks about the democratically elected leader of the free world.

She’s clearly suited to the small cosy (and usually sweaty) club environment... they may not make as much money as arena tours but personally I love those kind of gigs.

“WAS EATING BEEF JERKY, WHEN HE OPENED THE PACKAGE OF SILICA AND SPRINKLED IT ON THE BEEF JERKY”

“She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,” said her mother, Lynanne, who was napping during the whole ordeal.

“We lost our jobs standing up for what’s right, to ensure a safe workplace for all...”

+1

Slash and Lenny are the exceptions that maketh the rule

That was exactly my thinking. No idea who they are but the experience they had welcoming their baby into this world is awesomely beautiful.

Serena has always been awesome, and her awesomeness is still growing. Can we make her an honorary Brit so she can win Sports Personality of the Year here as well?

I had to look up who Ciara is (please excuse my ignorance) but that picture is beyond adorable <3

As long as revenge porn exists, anytime I’m asked for a nude shot I’ll send a picture of my wrist. I think I could handle being publicly outed for doing so (inc. photographic evidence) and it’s a great tool at gauging the other person’s character and compatibility with me.

I am going to make myself really unpopular here, but hey, here’s an idea: what if we-the-world-at-large stopped dressing up female musicians/performers like glorified sex dolls?

Is Cher’s Twitter account managed by a 10-year-old on acid or did the botox, lifting and tightening leave lasting cranial damage?

Hey Jada: #notallwomen #sorrynotsorry

Tinder taught me that I’m probably too old now for casual hookups, they just don’t do anything for me anymore. I can’t even do Netflix ‘n’ chill in its literal sense, let alone... well you, know...

Alan! Alan!

I don’t think any parent raises their child to become like that, and I don’t even believe that every grown adult who turns out as horrible as this guy here was born evil, but I am stunned at the number of families who will go on public record about the criminal in their midst and proclaim their loved one’s innocence.

I’d really like for a proper psychologist to delve into this and explain some more: This man seems to sincerely believe he’s a victim, not a perpetrator. I noticed the same here in the UK with Rolf Harris and Dave Lee Travis: they believe the women – their victims, remember – are somehow ‘out to ruin their lives’.

I’m afraid they are no more than “these women ruined my life!” tears. Like so many sex offenders, that’s the only way he’ll see it and he’ll never actually take responsibility for his actions. Which is exactly why he needs locking up, away from a society with vulnerable women for him to prey on.

Honestly, I don’t care who the celeb is. If the unprotected sex was consensual, wasn’t the woman suing aware of the risk? (I know I’m verging into victim-blaming territory, there, but come on... take at least some personal responsibility.)

Also the arguments that she would have to take medication for the rest of her…