Thanks for pointing out what I blatantly failed to see in the graph, apologies. It answers my question in part, at least... duh.

I can see that in a traditional setting where young newlyweds don’t move in together until after the wedding and really need to set up life together from scratch, wedding registries are rather useful.

Not that I needed a reminder that taste doesn’t necessarily buy taste or class, but thanks anyway.

How about the opposite side? The only women I know to have cheated on their spouses were educated women who had married young and never built their own careers, married to men with successful careers affording them above-average lifestyles but also giving them a lot of nights at home alone (or with the kids). Is that…

No. Too much post production, including autotune. Terrible showcase.

Would star it for your moniker alone but that comment is golden.

(Faux) showbiz feuds, the tiresome yet effective marketing tool with a lot of mileage in them.

Coke nose or bad lighting?

Every year there seems to be at least one new story on the net about someone suing a tattooist over or at least regretting getting a tattoo in their neck, on their face or on their hands. Most tattooists I’ve come to talk to over the years tend to refuse hand, neck and face tattoos exactly because of that; unless…

THEY PAINTED THE PIGGY’S NAILS?! SERIOUSLY?!

We handed out disposable cameras (pre-smartphone era when digital cameras did exist but were rubbish) to our guests, then sent them off to a lab for printing & digitising; by the time we returned from honeymoon we compiled our own digital & printed album from the best shots out of a collection of hundreds and hundreds…

Are you in Greater London/home counties (UK), if so I wonder if we met the same guy (no. 3) – ugly albums full of poor pictures. Spending the money on our guests instead remains one of my/our best decisions in life ever.

Hotel accommodation sounds better than leaky tents and portaloos, but I suppose they’ll make it madly expensive... does it attract a richer-than-the-average-American audience? Like Glastonbury tends to attract predominantly white British middle class?

The shock and horror (now ex-)husband and I had to endure in attempting to find a decent baker supplying nice wedding cakes was enough to do the wedding without one. Ditto wedding flowers, wedding photography... they all presented us with samples of their ‘best work’ and it was all so horrid that the wedding was…

Hi *waves* ignorant European tartlet here, can you explain what (the?) Governors Ball is and who goes there and why and what’s the magic (or drag) about it? Is it like another Coachella or Glastonbury? Does it have any particular cultural significance I should know about?

They may not need a hospital. Home births are pretty normal in some European countries.

In a pregnancy/birth without complications, women may be able to give birth in the hotel (presumably with some medical support present), just like home births are nothing out of the ordinary in Europe. Then only if there were problems would they end up in ER.

Well, her logic must have been crazy already to phone me in the first place, and then even continue the call when I said I was in hospital and had just come out of surgery... crazy enough already for me to not even want to know any more about her mindset :D

Do we know a back story? Did she grow up in a DV environment? Or did money/fame turn her into this? Any known drink or substance abuse problems? Just wondering whether therapy/rehab might be a better route to go on than a redemption tour...

Would anyone not called Oscar Pistorius and/or famous ever be considered for parole for good behaviour after serving mere months of a multi-year sentence?