Confession: I've never seen Pretty Woman. These two ladies explained to me that air kisses and pecks were okay, but 'no tongues'. When I asked about BJs they explained they weren't considered as 'intimate', because no eye contact and a barrier in the form of a condom. I have no idea if this is a 'generic rule of…

Please don't think I'm being futile or disrespectful here, I am being honest here: I've only ever known two ladies who worked as escorts, and they never intimately kissed. So if she and her husband were kissing, how could cops think they weren't a loving couple?

Having by now lost four pets, three of which I held as they were put to sleep, I can assure everyone dreading that moment/day: yes, it's horrific, but the pain is worth everything animals give you. So much so I made a point of saying so when leaving the vet's treatment room in tears (you know, back into the waiting…

A born Cockney would probably even correct me, woh-urr being 'too Estuary' and woh-ah more Cockney. Obviously I'm a Mockney, not a Cockney...

Proper London would be 'woh-urr' - no T ;)

"...she was able to get Dellaverson to confirm that he had uploaded the footage.
And that's how Carlo Dellaverson got arrested and charged..."

Perhaps people thought no one would want to fuck him either, so he felt the need to 'prove' himself... what with him being a douchebag 'n' that...

Wait? You mean they weren't already? It is 2014, right?

*Chantelle (sorry...)

I never got this. So you want to present yourself as all grown up, owning your sexuality etc. and you keep sticking your tongue out?

Rompers are for babies, not women. Blegh.

There was a new piece on her a few months ago, apparently she was fundraising again... see http://getoffmyinternets.net/rebecca-beusha…

I thought I was more than just e-quaintances with Stan Collymore but that was until I naively asked about cosmetic work I thought he might have had done. Just asked, no nasty undertones or anything (hell, I'd be having plenty of work done if I could afford it) but it turned out it deeply offended him. Oops!

Depends. I wouldn't expect a three-year-old to be wearing regular nappies around the clock, but PJ/pull-up pants of the type you use if a child has bed-wetting or nervous issues wouldn't be unusual to me.

Oh Jez, please stop using the Daily Fail as a source... *sigh*

I can see why your Gyn might have said that; if your uterus hasn't been stretched by a pregnancy, inserting a Mirena can cause considerable pain and discomfort; it was hell for me those first months after insertion. Several women I know ended up having their Merina removed within weeks or months of insertion because…

For me, drive improved, and sex itself became easier and more enjoyable too (before I occasionally needed KY jelly). First few months after initial insertion were hell, though, then the coil had settled in my uterus and now I'm a poster girl for Merina, that's how pleased I am. No more periods, no more PMS. Bliss!

People's loneliness can make them wilfully ignorant. They probably know their contact is fishy but they want nothing more than for it to be real. Besides, the deceiver may have issues of their own so exposing their online falsehood could set them off to do even crazier stuff online, so fear may play a role as well.

she replied saying that since it was organic, it must be OK