NOT OK

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

Fuck them.

Thank god!

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

SO MANY RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS EXERCISING THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO BE NEGLIGENT WITH THEIR WEAPONS AND KILL CHILDREN. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

I got no lyrics. It was bad for Beyonce but great when I could ignore Coldplay.

I just loved that her nails were blue, her suit and eyeshadow were red, and then her hair.... HER FUCKING HAIR! was the white part of the flag. This lady. That’s some ridunculous shit there.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

Aw, shit yeah, bro! Not all men! You’re so brave!

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

Thank you for your input, James

came him a dick to his face

Do you even Art bro?

No, Lena. He did not mistake you for one of the stars(?) from two broke girls. When he looked at your outfit he said “too broke, girl?” it’s an easy mistake to make.

Well, now that it affects men...