jojothedogfacedboy
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jojothedogfacedboy

I wonder if she knows Ted had a love child with Ms. Merrit up there.His name is Martin.

“It is disturbing when a whistleblower...is indicted...We will not rest until Planned Parenthood is out of business. women no longer have access to healthcare.”

Actually his older brother deserves it more (but will never get it)

Actually, “’Please clap,’ he said, sounding defeated.” is a pretty good six-word story in its own right.

(it’s not not because she has a vagina)

I’m pretty sure Kanye views his outbursts at Amber the same way he views his outbursts at his furniture. You can yell at it when you stub your toe, but there’s no need to apologize. It’s just property, after all.

Oh I know... it’s just everywhere. Just kind of funny that they are trying to do so much IN SF to combat the “they’re not really the SAN FRANCISCO 49ers anymore” since moving to Santa Clara. It just spreads out the misery.

Bernie supporter here. I’ve noticed a lot of fellow supporters treat the smallest perceived slight as the biggest personal insult they’ve ever heard. Some of em are downright paranoid. Honest policy questions are sometimes met with hostility. That shit needs to change.

Don’t worry, we blacks and Latinos are about to come in and save liberal white America from itself very soon.

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

The same could be said about my mom. So, there’s that.

Do those fucknuts do anything other than try to overturn Obamacare? Well, besides trying to undo Roe v. Wade.

Nicholas Brendan makes me so sad. I really hope he pulls his shit together before he kills himself with alcohol and/or drugs. Xander was one of my faves.

Technically Kanye never said he apologized. Also is anyone surprised he didnt apologize to Amber Rose? Honestly I wouldn’t expect any less since he hates women, in particular the ones that stand up to him.

I’m imagining Hillary saying that through gritted teeth. “Yes, Iowa, thanks for your overwhelming support. A few more coin tosses and I would be granted the kick-off on Super Bowl Sunday.”

After seeing Channing and Jenna in Lip Synch battle I am fascinated with them and hope they stay together forever.

The better to ‘Rock The Casbah!’

I feel like Fossilized Erection is more of an EDM, techno band and Dead Arachnid Boner is like, a grunge/pop punk combo with songs like I Bit Your Dad While He Was Sleeping (And Then I Fucked Your Mom)

Fossilized Erection, your first single could be Sap Trap