Me too, if only because I can’t imagine how they wouldn’t change policy; I don’t think the ruling parties will be able to stay in power if they completely fuck millions of women (and families) over by saying “don’t get pregnant, but don’t use birth control, but if you do get pregnant, don’t get an abortion, oh also if…

Why not? You gotta pop that chad sometime.

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

He looks like Juliette Lewis there!

To put it into perspective, GM killed more people trying to save 50 cents on the price of a car.

Screw you Adrian Grenier.

I’m 39 but I’m feeling 65 because apparently old people are the only ones who support Hillary.

Someone once posted on here that it seems like Brit would be happiest if she had never become famous & just was a dance teacher and had kids. I think that is honestly the truth. I don't know if retirement is really an option for her but I can't help thinking she would be SO much happier if her parents never pimped her…

She makes me feel like a good hair/make-up/choreography team could make a star out of any rando in a Winn-Dixie parking lot. She doesn’t seem to enjoy her kind of celebrity the way that some celebrities do.

Harry Styles needs to crawl under a rock and stay there. He is so annoying.

Hey Yoko - one needs to TAME fear and doubt, not try to erase it altogether. (That’s what cults and fundies do.)

#GOPKILLSHOPE is my new favorite hashtag.

The fact tha Adrian Grenier probably has a chill life annoys me.

43 and I’ve seen some shit. And it only keeps going by faster, like they say.

Awesome!

bae-ness has no effect on woke-ness but in reverse, bae-ness is absolutely influenced by the level of woke-ness.

Hi there Noble Renard! Guess what. I was greyed again for this. Amazing. Bye, Jezebel, you are a thin-skinned place.

Oh, Mark Ruffalo.