“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

I’m going OT here, but who the FUCK are these people? How many freaking Kardasians are there and since when is there a boy one?

Obviously you didn’t really care. Might as well have spit in their face, tbh.

Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features

White, well privileged with access to quality health care and support if she became pregnant but also with access to high quality birth control options and a complete inability to empathize or understand that some people may not be so privileged. That’s my guess anyway.

Exactly. The next sign right underneath it should say:

I am currently in the midst of a very high risk pregnancy. I also had a “missed miscarriage” at almost three months. The miscarriage was totally traumatizing on every level, but the one blessing was that the D&C I had to have was performed by my longtime OB. If- goddess forbid - I find myself carrying a baby with a…

oh my god, the whole point of cats is that they are virtually care free, except cleaning the litter box and leaving out food.

Ugh. I used to know a guy who called himself “Talyn,” but it was a bullshit made-up gothy name, and we were in Virginia Beach.

Sorry, I have to obey the 1st law of the “Z” word*.

I’ve spent a lot of time camping and hiking in AZ, and the memory that really sticks out is the time I was in a developed campground and happened to be next to this good ol’ boy from rural Texas, and even he was like, “These assholes just throw everyone under the bus! I could call them up and say I want to buy some…

Is Rihanna asking me to send her lube?

Or he likes Farscape but didn’t want to be too obvious about naming his baby after Moya’s offspring, Talyn. ;)

Y’all remember Punk’d? If I ever get back on Twitter it might be for the sole purpose of responding to all Zach Braff’s tweets with “One time you punched a 12-year-old tho..”

Done

Please! It’s no kitten.

There must be a pretty low bar for ‘best people’ in Arizona apparently?

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.