Also, there are consequences for breaking the law? Does that mean Ted Cruz is going to go after the a-holes on Wall Street? Oh wait. There are consequences unless you are rich.

Usually when people are called sociopaths it’s hyperbole. Not in this case. His lack of basic decency is fucking bone chilling.

Everyone has that moment when they finally can’t understand a younger generation. I just had that moment.

Fat, bald white guy with a beard who started listening to DJ Khaled after some homeless guy outside my office building started calling me that in 2010 (circa “All I do is Win). I need a POC to pass judgement on whether or not I am allowed to keep liking him, in light of his growing social media profile, at his or her…

You have never sounded more like a hipster.

Psycopaths are born that way I believe.

This is like pure distilled Gawker right here: scene-policing in the name of JUSTICE

tldr

“Columbusing” is a bullshit way to make white people feel guilty for liking the same things you like.

Six years ago I went to visit my grandmother. I walk into her living room. She is sitting in her rocking chair. Wearing her good housecoat and a Sunday hat. Ice tea on the table. Her head bopping to I’m So Hood. That stopped me in my tracks. When she started to spit lyrics, I almost died.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

“They should consider inventing drugs that make you feel better about everyone else too.— Ryan Reynolds”

Thinking he perhaps missed out on trying a few growing up in preppy wonderland??

Dude they’re gonna show you so many pictures. And babies are ugly, Jesus. Really ugly.

He’s got that Charlie Kelly effect doesn’t he?

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

This is my grandparent’s living room. My grandfather refuses to wear his hearing aides so he puts the CC on while listening to gospel music with the volume turned up to “Dokken.” Adding the close captions to the misinformation that Fox News spouts does make the weekly phone calls more interesting though.

I didn’t understand Zac Ephron’s Tweet at first, but I saw Adam Devine and just had to know more. Now I understand that there is a movie coming out next summer called “Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.” I can already figure out what kind of movie that’s going to be just from the title.

I saw that one! Not saying they don’t exist (take my sister, apparently! Happy Thanksgiving! *facepalm*) but there’s no way they let some “cherished” woman speak for the men.

I think she’s entertaining as all get out!