Can’t we just put Zach Braff and LeAnn Rimes on their own island somewhere with no Internet access? I was good all last year and I didn’t ask for anything!

my face rn:

I’m SO on board with bearded John Krasinski. So on board... I might see a Michael Bay movie. (Help me.)

Missy is going to be fly forever. <3

I wonder if they know how menacing that looks and feels - that police line, all decked out in riot gear, advancing. THAT is escalating the situation, before anything’s even begun. That is not how you keep peace. That is how you disturb it.

I thought Gawker/Jez had fixed the problem of obscene and disturbing photos being shown without approval, and yet here I am looking at photos of Cruz.

Sorry, she ain’t had an ice cream cone in fifteen years. I’m sure she either took a single bite or it was someone else’s and she took a pic.

I don’t know what I am doing tonight but I know what I WISH I was doing, if you feel me. Hot damn

Cropdust their table harder than that scene in Hitchcock’s North By Northwest.

I hope her “secret” is that she’s a pile of cats in a human suit that learned how to talk/practice law but never learned to understand the complexity of human emotions.

I hate you for posting that picture while I’m thinking about penis. How dare you.

She’s a pretty incredible narcissistic and asshole so I would think she’s pretty down with having a reminder of her success CONSTANTLY in her home.

Ricky Gervais is a prick but he's not wrong.

This was an outrageous oversight.

Look, I can’t deny he was over-exposed by the end, but it’s a goddamn embarrassment that Pizza Rat isn’t on this list. Just living his little rat life, trying to nom on some ‘za; he was all of us.

I vote for this American hero.

Out-of-touch billionaire scumbag is literally the only role I will ever find Ansel Elgort convincing in.

FOR REAL! Jim Halpert plus a beard and DOZE ARMZ THO.