Um... oookay.

That face = instahate

Because VF knows that being an author no longer means one is capable of writing.

He isn’t human tho, more like a tweengirl-friendly personification of racism/sexism/homophobia and other non-2015 ideals.

I originally had fake names in there as a joke, but then I took them out because I thought “nah, this is stupid enough.”

A non-profit social center in Columbus had an astounding response to the signs that were up at Ohio State. (This is a mock-up. People were begging them to actually print it and put it up)

Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?

oh shit lol I thought you were being serious about explaining man landing/notreallylanding on the moon! >.<

Aw I don’t know, I kind of like it. My grandmother treasured a fur coat of hers and when she died, my grandad kept her ashes and her kids and grandkids got a teddy bear made of the fur.

let’s start with the entire GOP presidential field, all the duggars, subway jared, bill cosby, and anyone who’s ever hosted the view

There’s too much garbage in space already. I am only in favor of launching live, insufferable people into the moon, dead ones should stick to polluting Earth like god intended.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Just to add: I don’t want to get to know you. You may be a lovely person but what you represent, what you are backing?

I’m imbibing what I see every day, week, month, and year. That while you and your ilk bleat on about wanting no government intervention because you don’t trust it or believe it will do any good, you’re happy to try and get that government to make everyone else live as YOU deem fit. As well as make them completely…

You people have no feeling for justice or compassion. You don’t fight for the rights of children and families, so that they can have a living wage, affordable healthcare, and good schools.

I guaran-damn-tee that at least some of the women, maybe even a lot of the women, at these protests have had an abortion. Maybe even through Planned Parenthood.

“Desnudas”? “Only ghetto fat women”?

this sentence is everything: