clever and willful is correct at least (although spelled wrong)

Miniature Schnauzer:

ech

It’s where all the fun people are, apparently. Who wants to go to a party with Jerry Falwell?

“Drownded”

“a brand for Millennials, by Millennials.”

Thanks. I shall use that in my weeding-out process.

Classic Jazz is totally awesome. I love Jazz standards. Modern Jazz sounds like someone took a perfectly good band and threw it down the stairs. but to each his own, right?

1-Wearing crocs, flip-flops, loafers, boat shoes or sandals with socks

Funny, taking me to a jazz club is number 2 on my list

Isn’t maternity leave for when you have a job?

Reminds me of one of my favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote (I think it’s Vonnegut, I haven’t been able to find confirmation):

Yeah, this is when i stopped watching...

Imagine Heidi Cruz doing this.

“It’s hard for me, cuz i can never be sure if women date me because I’m so incredibly handsome, or because i’m rich.”