jojothedogfacedboy
Not just an amateur asshole. Professional.
jojothedogfacedboy

This is literally what the waiting room in Hell looks like

Hungary - so caring...

I’ve had at least five close straight male friends tell me “dude, I wish I could be gay, because we would be awesome together”, but, alas, they could not make it happen. Anecdotal perhaps, but more true than your statement

My dad left a message on my answering machine when my grandmother died...

you have the style sense of a blind chimp, but points for bending genders with the woman’s t-shirt

I am so going to miss him...

what the hell does he keep in that pouch?

Gucci Mane - try harder, your crass is really not coming thru

this is why straight people shouldn’t be allowed near children

duh

“Declan”

internet has made punctuation obsolete

I am constantly amazed by how many Americans actually have no idea what “freedom” means.

Liam is the hottest Hemsworth, imo

And some of them are such lying disgusting people.

“I love you”

It used to be that she was the one tolerable Kardashian. Now she is the worst one. THE WORST ONE

Green! why is it green?

Do it! Stab her with the fork! DO IT!