death by 1,000 pricks.

Says the douche who doesn’t understand that many miscarriages are basically just blood with hardly any tissue to be see, hence the pads. But I don’t expect a misogynist to understand how lady parts work.

So, stem cell research is murder, but carpet bombing the Middle East is just good foreign policy.

Right? “Here, I made $55 million this year. I spent a whole dollar on you! Be grateful.”

No disrespect to the trans community, but Caitlin Jenner is a cunt

“Moody Bible” is the best description I have ever heard of the Old Testament

How are Republicans not aware of the re-shoot? Do they know you don’t have to use the take where you look like an idiot? Or is this the best take from an entire day of eating MilkBones™?

Why do we need another remake of A Star is Born?

Those eyes are SO close together. Definitely a shallow gene pool

One of the few bodies that would not be improved with some ink:

Yeah, no. Gods can’t be sterile, so it’s Kim who’s gonna have to get fixed

You’d think you’d watch at least one season before signing the contract, right?

He might feel embarrassed if Republicans were actually capable of feeling shame. If it doesn’t involve getting caught in a men’s room with a dick in your mouth, then what’s there to be ashamed of?

Not Elgort. Potatoes can’t ride horses

sad confession: I used to have a crush on Jeremy Piven

Can’t wait for Vikings season 4, and I may actually see World of Warcraft just to gaze at Travis

Yeah, that hair is not good, but I’m guessing it’s maybe for a fashion shoot?

I would shag the hell out of him and not even ask for a present

Bad kissers are the absolute WORST. TBH, I would probably just be happy with making out for hours even if we never went any further if he was a good kisser