I contracted HIV in 1981 (I think. The test did not become available until ‘85), and I get SO pissed when people I know contract it now. “Goddamnit, we know how it’s passed and we know how to prevent it! Just stop!”, but then I realize how judgmental that is, and I try to just be supportive.

I read that as “chimp” and it still made sense.

Ms Klin, please do some actual work. I am totally sincere in my judgement of you, periods not withstanding.

Worry not, Ted Cruz will win.

America is now all about the lowest common denominator. It makes us all equal?

Murphy is really good with music choices. The soundtrack for AH Hotel has been awesome!

all that and she got to bang Antonio Banderas for 18 years?

Not defending Khloe, because I think she’s a kunt, but maybe she was proud about her food photography skills and not her baking skills?

pretty sure that was just for the publicity and not any sense of actually caring about another human being

It comes from prison slang, where you used salad dressing to cover up the taste of ass when you gave your man a rim job

If you think the world really is

I get the feeling Jaden may not be aware of how much After Earth sucked

TBH, thinking Boston is superior does kind of make you an idiot

Her hands are normal sized. It’s just that her head is HUGE

I am sooooo proud of myself lol can I say that???

And hair dye

When speaking of Republican politicians, can you really say only one is the worst?

There is such a thing as hate fucking, and I would definitely hate fuck Paul Ryan

he’s not wrong about the white flag, tho

why are teenagers attending a 35 year old’s birthday party?