Nothing like a 25 yo talking about “getting old”

Shia, put your g-damned soul away! I am NOT touching that thing!

This guy is trying his damnedest to make me hate someone more than I hate Ted Cruz. Still not there, Don, but keep trying. You’re close.

There have been 351 mass shooting in 2015. It is only the 336th day of the year.

It’s pretty easy for a cat to strangle itself with a collar if it catches on something while they’re jumping. Get them microchipped and instill a good fear of the outdoors in them.

Iggy, let it go.

Yeah, officer, they “always” appear older than they are, because you guys are too macho to admit you were scared of a little kid. Spin it however you want, you murdered that boy

But, according to Ted Cruz, this guy HAS to be a Democrat, and therefore an atheist, because ALL violent crimes are committed by Democrats, who are all atheists (or Muslims, but mostly atheists). He’s just saying he’s a Christian to give that religion of peace a black eye.

Not with a gun to my head.

I went to see her once in the ‘80’s at a Gay Freedom Day after party (it was Freedom before it was Pride - which is better, imo). We payed like $35, which was a lot then. We sat in the basement of the newly constructed Moscone Center, in a huge concrete room. She was three hours late. One of those male models dressed…

Betsy Johnson has the best cookbook. we make her chicken pot pie with cornbread topping all the time. Sooooo good. She is awesome.

I read it as Shite mug. Which also works

Big Boi is great, but then there’s this:

Not a big fan of Dempsey, but, damn, he has great hair

what an absolute douche-nozzle. so smug.

I get him and Miles Teller confused

Christian zealots will be the death of this nation

Mike, you are not a good spokesman for your state, your religion or your species.

“For me, age is just a number,”

I’d like to tear her arms off and beat Mike Huckabee with them