When the Devil comes, it will be in a pleasing form

Okay, Carly said “babies” and “propose” in one day - what did she think was gonna happen? It’s like these women have never met men before.

“their” religion

Oooh, smoking! So edgy, thirsty one.

I have a bigger problem with her seeming endorsement of Beiber

Ugh, shit shows like this are crack to republicans.

it’s “brane”. duh

Sarah’s “American” is just throwing an English dictionary into a wood chipper (or turkey-grinder) and stringing together the bits that fly out

I’ll make t-shirts that say “Quiet, I’m preying”

Go choke on a Chik-fil-A, you god-damned hillbilly.

I totally had a vision of that dolphin straight up eating that baby when it popped out

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Cruz denounced a “war on faith” and wrote: “We should make it possible for believers, such as Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis in Kentucky, to hold government jobs without having to violate their religious beliefs. We can work together to come up with alternative ways to…

As a Northern Californian, all of our seasons are pretty much the same. Used to be divided into “wet” and “fire”, but now it’s pretty much just “fire”.

I might make him bite a pillow, but no talking or kissing or even looking at his face. def no singing. plus i wouldn’t care if he finished or not. hard “maybe”

he has good pr people is all. they make him do those.

All Dean Winchester gifs get stars. always

Julianne: It super depends on the circumstances.

3 generations who probably think that government is too big

I don’t know how you have the stomach to visit that website and find these gems. I’d have to buy a new monitor after being on there for more than 30 seconds.