That’s child abuse. Those white supremacist parents from a few years ago were prevented from naming their kids Adolph Hitler and Aryan Nation. It’s not quite as bad, but I think the law may want to step in here as well.

You’d be shocked at some of the things my first boyfriend wanted to do at 16. But he was a Scorpio.

He has a Sponge Bob tattoo. Nothing he says matters.

Victoria’s tweet - it totally looks like Harper is holding a blade, waiting for the right moment. Took me a while before I realized it was Becks’ skin.

Can they vote to stop the almost daily executions?

Okay, I thought this was kind of ridiculous . Until this...

Why was Cruz grilling pork chops? Leviticus has some rules about this.

• Guy, turns out it was always a store room and everyone referred to you as “the closet troll”.
  

Isn’t there a middle ground between “All you sissies, go sit way out in left field and read a book while the rest of us play sports”, and “Here is a trophy just for putting on your gym clothes because everyone is special”?

I watch TMZ much more than I should, and they actually don’t talk about this guy that much (maybe it’s on their website?)

I have always loved the phrase “forcing homosexuality down my throat”, because, obvs

Someone should check Miss O’Donnell’s bank accounts for any large deposits lately.

and why am I grey again?!?!

okay, it’s 2015, we have space travel, wrist computers, video phones and the beginnings of cloning. And we are still electing people who believe in Demonic Possession.

Oh my god, Purple Rain is SO bad! One of the best albums, one of the worst movies. Just...no, Richie...no

thank you

It’s pretty bad when your wax figure ends up more attractive than you are

Local Fox affiliates are not the same as Fox News anchors. So really, you’ve just sided with one, and that was against Trump, so I’m pretty sure your still okay

Holding out for the Fabulous Whiner hat. Would also take Whine ‘til you Win.