jojothedogfacedboy
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jojothedogfacedboy

You need to watch this in a double feature with You Can’t Stop the Music, another 1980 film, with Valerie Perrine, Caitlyn Jenner, and the Village People. Not as good as Xanadu (actually, it’s awful, but it does have some naked guys in the YMCA number), so watch it first. Make sure you have liberal amounts of cocaine

shoot. that. bitch.

Expensive car with a red bow. Do rich people just lose all imagination as their bank accounts increase? Jesus. Next is the $400,000 ring when he cheats.

he has an old soul?

“Go”

so jaden jacks off in front of a mirror and i am so not surprised

also

(even tho I know everyone on here will).

I would expect nothing less from someone who voted for Romney, let alone Bush

They always look like this, don’t they? Nothing says perv more than a bald head with neck fringe.

In his youth, jojo was known in his circles as “best blowjob ever”.

she argued that it was “hypocritical” for the “government to tell others how to do things when the government hasn’t gotten its basic house in order.”

Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they were never pregnant in the first place

which is funny, because the queens have been using it for decades

Löwenbräu

Jesus, just have a slap fight already and be done with it you little bitches

Two things I took away:

She is stunning

Samantha Bee’s interviews were some of the greatest television moments ever.

Hilary, you are not Bill, you are not Barack. Please stop trying to be one of the cool kids. It’s like having your mom come downstairs during your sleepover and try to dance with your friends to Taylor Swift and help with the makeovers. It’s just embarrassing.