Okay, I thought this was kind of ridiculous . Until this...

Why was Cruz grilling pork chops? Leviticus has some rules about this.

• Guy, turns out it was always a store room and everyone referred to you as “the closet troll”.
  

Isn’t there a middle ground between “All you sissies, go sit way out in left field and read a book while the rest of us play sports”, and “Here is a trophy just for putting on your gym clothes because everyone is special”?

I watch TMZ much more than I should, and they actually don’t talk about this guy that much (maybe it’s on their website?)

I have always loved the phrase “forcing homosexuality down my throat”, because, obvs

Someone should check Miss O’Donnell’s bank accounts for any large deposits lately.

and why am I grey again?!?!

okay, it’s 2015, we have space travel, wrist computers, video phones and the beginnings of cloning. And we are still electing people who believe in Demonic Possession.

Oh my god, Purple Rain is SO bad! One of the best albums, one of the worst movies. Just...no, Richie...no

thank you

It’s pretty bad when your wax figure ends up more attractive than you are

Local Fox affiliates are not the same as Fox News anchors. So really, you’ve just sided with one, and that was against Trump, so I’m pretty sure your still okay

Holding out for the Fabulous Whiner hat. Would also take Whine ‘til you Win.

You need to watch this in a double feature with You Can’t Stop the Music, another 1980 film, with Valerie Perrine, Caitlyn Jenner, and the Village People. Not as good as Xanadu (actually, it’s awful, but it does have some naked guys in the YMCA number), so watch it first. Make sure you have liberal amounts of cocaine…

shoot. that. bitch.

Expensive car with a red bow. Do rich people just lose all imagination as their bank accounts increase? Jesus. Next is the $400,000 ring when he cheats.

he has an old soul?

“Go”