so jaden jacks off in front of a mirror and i am so not surprised

also

(even tho I know everyone on here will).

I would expect nothing less from someone who voted for Romney, let alone Bush

They always look like this, don’t they? Nothing says perv more than a bald head with neck fringe.

In his youth, jojo was known in his circles as “best blowjob ever”.

she argued that it was “hypocritical” for the “government to tell others how to do things when the government hasn’t gotten its basic house in order.”

Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they were never pregnant in the first place

which is funny, because the queens have been using it for decades

Löwenbräu

Jesus, just have a slap fight already and be done with it you little bitches

Two things I took away:

She is stunning

Samantha Bee’s interviews were some of the greatest television moments ever.

Hilary, you are not Bill, you are not Barack. Please stop trying to be one of the cool kids. It’s like having your mom come downstairs during your sleepover and try to dance with your friends to Taylor Swift and help with the makeovers. It’s just embarrassing.

And this is EXACTLY why Kim is trying to get Twitter to have an editing feature. Something Kinja might want to think about as well

It should just be Priminster.

You know he got a boner writing that

In a controlled burn, you do a little bit of truth mixed in with a lot of lies

This is what happens when you have too much money and not enough penis