I got a new set of luggage! (subtle, mom)

fucking Kinja

Cody and Cady?

Quaaludes are the best! I hear you can still get them in Mexico.

I did that once with acid. 1 tab didn’t seem to work, so I took another. Kind of a mistake. But I did not eat the entire blotter.

Except his “personal relationship” with Jesus

Wow, this is so incredibly fucked up. But it’s a perfect picture of why the religious right is so dangerous. When you actually, sincerely believe that your right to be a pious dick trumps a person’s right to be healthy, you are seriously, SERIOUSLY a garbage person.

When I first saw it, my first thought was that it was about his incredible whiteness. You know, “that dude’s so white he shits milk”. Like cracker, or whitebread, but more crass.

That. Was. Awesome.

Ginger hobbit, from Battle of the Five Armies, I think

That gif also works with this quote:

huh, and here I’ve been gay for, like, forty + years and never heard that. Is it an East Coast thing? It’s disgusting enough to be used by Bostonians.

Is that a little kitty beer can in the corner? Is your cat passed out drunk?

Is there anything, anything at all, about Lenny Kravitz that is not perfect and beautiful?

It’s like Katy took her phone and put it in a blender and that was the result.

The one and only thing guys care about your ex, gay or straight, was if his dick was bigger than theirs. Nothing crushes a guy more than finding out his SO was fucked by someone with a bigger dick.

That makes more sense. It seemed on the surface that she was pulling a beiber and complaining about not being recognized for her art. Since I have no idea who WAS nominated, I couldn’t tell if it was a thing or a hissy fit.

Officer Encinia, is that you?

“Curiosity Lager” helped my high school sex life immensely.