I wonder how long it until the Kardashians are completely irrelevant? This talk show seems like a good start.

Is it a law that the more money you have, the worse your hair has to look? Bill Gates, Trump, this douche. Why? You can afford a stylist, stop going to Fantastic Sam’s.

They need to tell you before you take it: you will not leave your bathroom for 12 hours.

Right? After I hit publish, I thought “jeez, what a dick move”. Sorry

Is it a thing now to complain about not getting nominated? cuz that seems really low class.

sorry, didn’t mean to star you, just wanted to see if it would work

My favorite Barney Frank quote:

appropriate

that’s the face of someone watching After Earth

yeesh. no

child, no

no

no

no

I would have sworn this was a Madam Tussauds display. I’ve seen livlier eyes on a shark.

Just a little FYI- you can hate Kanye and NOT be racist.

any mammal can breed. you are not special.

i love you

American Psycho

Kendra - you’ve got it all wrong (as usual). We all love Hank. It’s you we hate.