What’s the success rate for talk shows? If Queen Latifah couldn’t pull it off for more than a year, I don’t think RZ can do more than 4-5 months before it’s pulled/she quits

I did not learn that “stationery” is spelled differently than “stationary” until I was about 40 years old. About the same time I learned there was a silent “r” in February.

I once had some “grilled steak” chips. They tasted like licking a cold barbecue grill. Shouldn’t potato chips just taste like potatoes? What’s wrong with that?

Republicans: more dangerous than ISIS, global warming and ebola, all rolled into one.

beebs, so much thirst at your age is unbecoming.

I don’t remember where I heard it, or who said it, but the best description of Diners Drive-Ins and Dives is:

I am pleased that Jessie Eisenberg is as unpleasant as he always seemed to be. Why does he keep getting hired, again? Eisenberg as Lex Luthor is WAY worse than Affleck as Batman. Way worse.

Lopez is really not much better than Trump, imo. Can’t we just cancel Apprentice like we should have done years ago?

The man is responsible for Real Housewives. He and Seacrest should both be taken out back and whupped.

Of all the supremely fucked up “candidates” the Republicans are trotting out this year, this fucking undigested lump of cornpone is, imo, the worst. Hopefully he’ll choke to death on a Chik-fil-Hate and go meet his old fuck buddy Falwell in the lowest circle of christian hell, but not before he sees gays, women and…

The entire problem with America today can be traced directly back to the lax immigration policies of the Native Americans.

Added to the reasons I am glad I do not have kids

them - “Oh, you need to do something like this at least once in your life!”

I don’t think Apatow actually knows what constitutes “handsome”.

Not to brag, but Jojo has been told OFTEN that he gives the best blowjob ever. The trick is to love what you do.

Marco, Sister Joan would like a word with you:

I’m just jealous that some 19yo twat can go to a Bway show, and I’m lucky if I can save enough for a viewing of Avengers: Age of Ultron

This looks like it’s from the “Garbage Challenge” on Project Runway.

I thought I was going to ace this, being an “artist” and all, but, nope “you are just a stupid man who can’t see colors”