Calabasas, California is a real, actual Hellmouth. Buffy? Where are you?

Yoko, it’s better to leave LEGO bricks around, imho

As long as it’s not modern jazz, I’m good

90% of Jezebel readers are not surprised

Thank God for Steven Colbert, because otherwise I would have told this entire Tweet Beat to FUCK OFF. What a bunch of wankers.

she is so icky to me

your honor,

yeah, what, exactly, are “Traditional Russian Values”? I don’t think that means what they think it means. or maybe it does. they’re pretty fucked up over there.

please disregard this. uh, my kinja account was hacked. yeah, that’s it

yeah, i don’t think so

Jeez, come on, people! Grande also said in the clip, as a tray of fresh, un-licked donuts was brought out, “I hate America”. Figure it out. Susan is NOT supporting that spoiled little monster. GOD! I thought you guys were supposed to be up on this kind of shit. I am so ashamed of Jezzies right now.

no, it’s not. Baby Grande also said “I hate America” in the full clip. Susan does not hate America. Not support.

cuz besides licking the donuts, she said “I hate America”, so, sarcasm

blow jobs. no sand in your openings. stick to blow jobs.

Some day I am going to slap Barbara Bush

The privatization of the prison industry was a huge step backwards. Wait until they privatize law enforcement. Think it couldn’t get any worse? We ain’t seen nuthin yet

that is beautiful. thank you

AZ (another dirty secret)

wut?