Charles Pierce at Esquire refers to him as:

Great. Tanking. After being elected. TWICE. And beating a recall. Too little, too late.

no one likes a show off

Sorry, Rebel. That chute works both ways.

That works. One of my exes was always told he looked like Brad Pitt, so I can pretty honestly say that I’ve slept with Brad Pitt.

In the comics, Batman is now an old(er) man. That’s part of the story line - how does one continue to be a super hero as one ages.*

That’s hilarious. Racist Island has always tried to be as horrible as the other colony, and usually succeeds.

Like Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garrett?

Beverly Johnson is a national treasure. And she’s not wrong.

To someone who would use a selfie stick - yes, totally reasonable. No price is too high for a narcissist.

This picture sums up my feelings about selfies - at a moment when you should actually BE IN THE MOMENT, when you should be feeling the rush of wind and the feeling of flying, you are only concerned with making sure your stupid face is framed correctly, so you can, what, “relive” the moment that you never actually…

Well, tbh, who doesn’t love quaaludes?

She’s gonna do a federline and get really fat to be on The Biggest Loser

He gets so much hate, but I would totally do him. Young him or middle-aged him. Totally. Not even ashamed.

Just own up to it Hank. You’re already married to Kendra. Nothing is worse than that (except partying in Vegas with Scott Disick).

Tasmanian devil holding a beer mug. duh

It’s really past time someone took MTV to task for unleashing all these horrible fame whores on the country.

I cannot imagine a worse hell than partying in Vegas with Scott Disick.

I’m fantasizing about violence right now, after reading your posts.

Oh, the poor, downtrodden rich white person. Whatever shall they do?