How can anyone create a listicle like this and not mention Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace vs. The Love Letter?

In this form it’s essentially a track car, in which case you aren’t doing hand over hand turns. Race cars use yokes because you don’t need the top and bottom when the steering only rotates so far. I doubt it will stay in production, though they might do some variable ratio stuff like Lexus tried. It makes more sense…

I don’t know, and it’s part of my plan to not know.

There’s absolutely no need to “put the original Mortal Kombat [m]ovie... behind us.” It’s a B-movie classic and one of the best Martial Arts Tournament movies (assuming boxing movies don’t count) ever made in English (alongside Bloodsport, Warrior, and Enter the Dragon).

I guess that was the thinking. It probably would’ve been better accomplished by having him be hung up on not being able to free his mother and just the general slave thing. That bitterness and anger that he couldn’t get past and was determined to fix. It’s just always struck me as weird that he fell off the turnip…

Luke, every year you make the same claim and every year I want to scream at you: TIE Fighter is superior to Dark Forces in every way. I will argue this until the day I die.

To answer your second question:

Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?”

It makes more sense when you realize those games are written by a giant team of separate writers, especially stuff off the main plot path. So you’ll have one guy writing these episodes, another guy writing those other episodes (it’s nearly always ‘a guy’), and then you’ve got these other minigames designed by someone…

Truthfully, it’s written into the very bones of capitalism. Poor people will be bred out through social Darwinism. If you aren’t rich, you don’t deserve Disney. It’s hard to imagine one poor person who deserves a magical experience at the park. Can you think of one? Personally, my family is wealthy enough to see them…

You do see people who come into the parks and just glow with the energy of children and some are awesome about it all! I remember I had an old man came up to me and hand me his watch, which was an old Mickey Mouse watch, and said “My Dad bought this for me when I was just a little kid at Disneyland. Can you tell me if…

She said they are working partners in a much bigger business project and this game did not matter that much. She wanted to just let it go and asked him what she can do to fix his mood. He said he wants the money back.

I mean the dude is literally the top chess player in the world. Its pretty sus that he lost like this

“featuring B-list DC antiheroes Nightwing and Red Hood.”

Excuse me, sir, Nightwing is not an antihero (and he’s an A-lister in my book, but YMMV)

Nothing at all wrong with the word choice. They’re clearly all hooking up with relatives and trying to make those relationships work. 

I liked when the kitty got a bag stuck on its head. 

I mean, what fucked up Cyberpunk 2077 is CDPR leadership setting dates when they had no clue what the fuck was going on with the status of the game, or worse were being told about it but refused to budge. As well as greedily insisting the game get out in a specific window to release on the prior console generation,…

This is the dumbest take.

Hey everybody, I have been wondering why there hasn’t been a Fahey post for a while and it seems that he’s been having some very rough months, healthwise.

I would think it isn’t as much work as starting from scratch.  BOTW 2 is literally a huge DLC that turned into a sequel game instead. They’re reusing assets like most of the monsters and the whole overworld map.  If they were to make more cut scenes and add huge dungeons while keeping the same (but slightly altered)…