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Stadia is for when you go to your Grandma’s house for Thanksgiving but she doesn’t have an XBox. Just an old ass Grandma box. But you still want to play Cyberpunk.

Stadia isn’t for you because you aren’t 12.  

At least this is one group that shouldn’t have a problem wearing masks.

“Cyberpunk” may be the future... but its a future that’s firmly rooted in the 80's.

WTF?

I would agree with you for TV & Movies. But classic Overpowered Superman doesn’t work in video games.

If you ever get the chance to tell them in a meeting, I would be happy to pay a couple bucks a month for an ad free version of Kotaku.

You can see the data usage in Chromes Dev Tools under the network tab. Even though these pages load very slowly, the total usage is generally less than 2MB per page. Which is way less than I would have thought for all the ads and video.

Although shouldn’t trash his companies gamer, I think it probably comes from being a hardcore Tetris fan. In the HTC (Hardcore Tetris Community) their is a systemic problem of rabid Puyo Puyo hatred. Which unfortunately extends to women, minorities and fast food restaurants.

Two negatives make a positive, Chris Roberts and Peter Molyneux would probably put out a new Micro Mobile game every week from that studio. 

This would be the Holy Grail for Madden Players.

Ok, then genius... how would you do it?

By the end of this article I began to think it wasn’t really about Fire Emblem at all.

Yes it is in the article.. Mario is saying the article is wrong. I’m sure it will be fixed soon. @Mike Fahey knows his shit.

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Here is a link to the dangerous caramel whisk video they are talking about.
There is a safe way to do this, but it isn’t shown in the video. I know because I love fancy caramel and have given myself severe burns in pursuit of perfection on two occasions.

How much could it possibly cost to zoom in more and rotate the camera a few times for pre-rendered cutscences from 3D models they already have?

Is it so hard to imagine that someone whose writing was defined by such a deep understanding of human fear, happened to be irrationally afraid of the people around him?

I hope Jason chimes in here. Is there any chance that some of these delays are actually caused by his reporting? Studios resposnding to his articles and not “crunching” as much would require them to update their timelines for games allready in progress.

This dude acts shitty.

I always like the way Timothy Zahn presented the purge in the his first “Heir to the Empire” before the prequels even came out. His explanation that the Jedi could never have been purged so easily, without being betrayed by the common people who feared them.... sort of like Salem Witch Trials, was completely ignored

So the baby was born months ago but you only took weeks off.