These are hilarious and great.

Thank you!

Please don’t give the Sun clicks. They’re the worst.

Clearly, President Xi is a fan of the Poutine Routine:

Right, that is, essentially what I meant (it was 1 am and I was procrastinating something). Instead of “anything” I should have said “anything for personal use/investment” but I think I got my point across

Blame Dan Brown for everything, tbh.

I 100% believe this, I love him so much

Also, One Direction fans are brilliant and everyone should watch this:

Of course Harry let desserts be destroyed, the only food he cares about is poutine!

You think that it’s your fault because you’ve been told your whole life the things you have to do to stay safe, and if you’re not safe you feel as if you did something wrong. You feel shame because you think that somehow you let it happen, that you gave an opening, that you led someone on, that you didn’t say “no”…

They 100% are engaged, otherwise that VF cover story wouldn’t have happened (I sound really sure but I’m just quoting experts on this one)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/holly-madison-burns-it-down?utm_term=.iiPGAqvJJ#.ikp4Y6zRR

Every fall when I come back to New York for school I bring with me:

I’m so happy for you! <3

I think it probably partially is “spin,” but it’s also about the studio discouraging them from getting other transportation?? And I think maybe part of why it’s such a problem is that the cast is so young. As someone KJ’s age, I know very few people in their early twenties who would admit to being too tired to drive…

My bff’s ex called her a succubus once, so I voted in her honor

If anyone hasn’t seen this yet, here’s another reason to love Harry Styles:

As a (fairly) recent high school grad, one thing that happened at my school was a girl’s “secret” blog trash-talking other member of the theater club went public, and it caused a huge stink

I started reading Jezebel regularly in early 2016, when I was a desperately lonely freshman in college, grieving my mother and really worried about the world. It made my life a little brighter. Thanks for your leadership, you will be missed

Those three + “From the Dining Table” are my faves, but I think “Kiwi” is going to be a showstopper live