Everyone saying this is CP projcet car hell isnt keen to the ubiquity of these swaps and the insanely supportive community. This isnt like taking an LS and putting it into a lada and having nobody anywhere understand the first thing about what that thing is... These chassis and this motor are all damn near bombproof.…

I live my life, dragging a pedestrian, one quarter mile at a time.

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If it makes you feel better I made a Cool Hand Luke joke the other day on Reddit and afterwards felt like I was 136 instead of just 36.

Pro tip: before getting married, hang out with your mother and potential mother-in-law together for an extended period of time. No urge to smash their heads together? Go ahead and propose.

I just realized that the majority of people reading this have no clue who Thornton Melon is, without Googling.

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

LMAO Jon, I can relate. I have the worst case of “Foot in Mouth” disease, I do DUMB SHIT like this with girls all the time.

Raise your hand if this ISN’T your secret fantasy. Maybe not mitsus, but with your particular car-fetish.

I kid you not. Some people over here are still quite unfamiliar with automatics. My co-worker once straight out refused to drive my boss’ car because of that. She never drove one in her life!

Apperantly, that’s a matter of some debate among automotive education experts, but the consensus is that they should get some practice learning how to deal with all the stuff on the road before having to fiddle with stuff related mainly to the grade of the road.

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Considering all the hedge funds and trading firms in the area, makes sense.

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Maybe I’m only one voice in the wilderness, but this is the kind of stuff I come to Jalopnik for. I care approximately zero about how many valves per cylinder on the new M5 and I care approximately negative nine thousand about motorsports.

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

Ok, so let me get this straight: