The depth and breadth of specific, usable buying knowledge among their commentariat is truly amazing.

A stolen car from Scotland? Now I have an opportunity to use this gif

Philadelphia’s collective attitude problem extends well beyond parking. Of the dozen times a year I’d find myself catching a connecting flight through Philadelphia in the early 2000's, about 50% of the time I’d have something stolen from a bag.

Be careful, people of Philadelphia!

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

Sweet, I didn’t realize there was a less powerful, more unreliable car that’s likely to be mistaken for a Maserati Biturbo. It’s cool though, it would probably only cost a lot more for repairs. I wonder how it would get to the ground faster though, burning to the ground or rusting?

Ah yes, keyboard social justice warriors, stoking the flames of the horrid injustice of punishing people for raping unconscious women.

Hint for future reference: trying to claim that being a SJW is a bad thing makes you look like a jackass.

....or you can be in favor of the judge using his discretion intelligently and also be against mandatory minimums. This isn’t a debate between a three year sentence and a four year sentence. Nor do I think anyone here wants to see him imprisoned for life, but this judge chose an equally absurd extreme. This guy will…

The poor are already being sentenced.

Word has it he has already been accepted at Baylor.

What the hell do Chiefs and Rams fans even have to fight about? At a preseason game, no less? “Dude, the Chiefs are the most aggressively mediocre!” “Bro, Vermeil cried harder after Rams games!” “Red goes better with mustard yellow!” “Fuck your mother!"

The second you mentioned Tower Records, it was immediately clear that the statute of limitations was long passed.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

80s two tone doo-doo: crack pipe

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

Goths prefer Roman wine?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.