I’m more terrified by irrelevant political non-sequiturs.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Just let him know that it’s going tibia okay.

Aside from the obvious warning signs like the lack of proper cleaning and the obnoxious boost gauge, check underneath the car for rust. Southern Quebec and Ontario love to coat the roads in salt, and a 12 year old car from there is quite likely looking like a bag of chips underneath... rust chips, that is. I live in…

So a few things for the buyer: This car probably has a tune (boost gauge), definitely has an aftermarket exhaust (which is why I think it has a tune), and also most likely no longer has AWD. The output collar from the transmission is a when, not if failure.

I don’t know. When I was 19, I was dating a 43-year old man. He was weirded out by it, and we broke up numerous times because as he says “he didn’t want me pushing his wheel chair when he got older,” but I wasn’t phased at all. And didn’t feel like there was some horrible power dynamic or anything. I was kind of scary…

Disembodied hand on shoulder, bikini strap, hair unattached to scalp, disjointed horizon, missing leg section, invisible purse. DID I GET THEM ALL?

Leave Brittany alone!!!!

It’s possible to be both mentally ill and a complete asshole, and not have the latter derive from the former.

He’s a gigantic baby who has always fancied himself to be far more important and talented than he actually is.

Thomas Friedman, is that you?

Doug, my wife and I visited Stowe last summer and loved it so much we bought lake property there. And we live near the water in San Diego! We will be in Stowe this weekend! Might be tough to find a hotel, you cannot stay in our room.

EQ set for maximum flatness.

Three hours for a circumcision?

I get food poisoning frequently

Vikings

“With A Stranger’s Ashes, A New Kind Of Millennial Party.”

Was once polishing off a bag of Doritos and came upon a good sized lump of the “cheese” that they use to coat the chips.

This is the grossest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

And don’t take a picture of him while you’re doing it ;)