...my dog just eats my cat’s puke.

Front L & R missing lugs or lugnuts?

Walmart beat MasterCard in SCOTUS - they’ll beat Visa, too.

Tuck & Roll that fruitsalad, bro!

So. Effing. Awesome. Fun question: how many revolutions has that engine has made?

DONT SAY WEIRD SHIT

I think that color green is glorious.

PREACH BROTHER.

Can somebody get this poor man some eyebrows please?

WANT. Remember how indestructible Top Gear’s HiLux was?

Cambozola, fuckers! KNEEL BEFORE ME

oh yeah and FUCK YOU

You are a horrible, lying liar that’s un-American with ice in your veins and no heart in your chest GO EAT SHIT.

Does cereal qualify as soup?

no WAY i would be sitting in my car with green water coming over the bow. EFF THAT.

For all in tents, and porpoises.

yes to #3! Got a $350 ticket in my buddy’s delSol si. SCREAMER of a car, fun as hell.

thank you!

Honest questions (SINK here): 1) what does the PTA do with book/bake sale money and the like? 2) what else does the PTA do? Guide curriculum?

Sorry - not a V8 but a V12? Aaaanywhoozles... just wait for him to drop the hammer at 30:49