This is perfectly written, BTW.
So that he didnt have to wash the bowl.
BRILLIANT. totally doing this, and there’s no Wayne here. Long live Wayne!
AWESOME.
Office birthday cards: I only sign the office bday cards of people I like. I always sign it “Glad you’re not dead!” or “Good job not dying yet highfive.” It gets a laugh. But more importantly, it lets me gauge those who notice that I *didn’t* sign someone’s card.
STOPFUCKINGSTOPTHATGAHDDAMMIT
The one where my buddy keeps his daily cereal bowl in the freezer. BRILLIANT MAN.
Agreed. Hideous. But that shit was THE HYPE TIP back in the day.
“Normal”?
LoL this car was 25 years ahead of its time...
That site down for anyone else?
Mail them a bag of these tasty pastries.
In Monopoly ya gotta go with the iron. Smallest piece and can be hidden behind hotels, possibly even houses if the angle’s right. Play it slick NO RENT. It’s on the landlord to collect - not on you to offer payment.
Would you let him smoke?
TOTALLY AGREE. I have a hunch that concussions would drop dramatically if we take away the helmets.
just insulate & separate with your own layer BOOYAH
HERE. IN MY VAN. I CAN BE. WHAT I WANT.
That car is so ugly I wouldn’t buy it with YOUR money...
HAHAHAHA nice catch!