As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

I don’t ban people for “dissent.” I ban people entitled and stupid enough to think the discussion about an article benefits from their announcing that they couldn’t be bothered to read it. The comment section is not social media. It’s a place for making the reading of our articles more rewarding by contributing to the…

Because these two jerkasses are pulling the hipster version of some conservative jerkwad constantly fawning over how better things were in the 1950’s and 60’s. Maybe reading the article would have helped you understand why there’s such bile.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.