Jesus Christ

Here’s a video of a bunch of white people who would call the cops on Jalen Hurts if they saw him talking to their daughter.

This is why it’s so hard to play defense in the Big 12, ACC, PAC12. People don’t appreciate how difficult it is to stop these offenses week after week after week.

Fun Facts:

He didn’t want to coach. He was basically retired anyway and took the Cowboys job to help his friend, Jerry Jones. He’s one of the most accomplished NCAA coaches of all time and was on the cutting edge in integrating african american athletes. He’s way underatted.

The island wasn’t purgatory. Geez, people will never get it.

tl;dr

He’s just a huge Toby Keith fan.

How many articles are you going to get out of this?

How many articles are you going to get out of this?

What is this basketball story doing on the Deadspin Soccer Blog?

But...but...but he’s from DC and Lebron plays in Cleveland?

No “Craps”? It’s gotta be Craps, I mean—-Craps!

More soccer articles, please. I can feel the other sports blogs trembling in fear.

Does it matter if nobody is watching?

As much as I hate paying for Gillette, I’ve never gotten a smooth, cut free shave with these or the Harry’s.

As much as I hate paying for Gillette, I’ve never gotten a smooth, cut free shave with these or the Harry’s.

The model in the video should use the Buband on her gut.

Your mom is everything that’s wrong with this country. She shouldn’t be in the kitchen making bread for her family. She should be on the front lines of the SJW brigade, protesting Game of Thrones for how they treated Sansa, or perhaps body shaming skinny models for making chunky girls feel bad. Tell that women to stop…

Gross, why doesn’t he just have his parents pay his cell phone bill and get a gas card in there name. Why do these gross people do this job...yuck. Don’t they have a philosphy degree to fall back on?

The refs just need to do their job and call blatant blocking calls by Klay Thompson that cause potential travels when they happen....