Chiropractors go to school for four years learning all about the human body. My chiropractor makes my life bearable. http://time.com/4282617/chiropractor-lower-back-pain/

Maybe somebody should start an exercise class dedicated to practicing how to dodge Trump hugs and pussy grabs?

But does she sort of look like Michael, tho? I can see it. But I am high.

If you had to pick Cruz or Pence for a lover, which one would you choose?

Obama really needs to learn how to dress for civilian life. His solution seems to be unbuttoning the tops of his Oxfords, but it looks weird. Can you call Jaz Z for help?

Ted Cruz also seems crazy, though, right? I’m not so sure that would be an improvement.

I googled that. So, thanks, I guess.

Poor Corey Haim.