Yeah, but was the fight started by breaking an unwritten rule or not? If the fight’s justifiable, we can start the appropriate indoctrination.

I believe Carl Everett evolved from himself.

This is the weirdest Why Your Team Sucks yet.

Really, what is in the NFL’s punitive process?

Which NFL team gets the most shade from other teams throughout the entirety of these posts? I’m guessing it’s the Bills by default.

“Please don’t subject Vikings to excess heat.”

-Korey Stringer

Interesting that the goal of drug testing samples is to take two and pass.

moar like ObscureActorReference

I thought it was more of a startle than an anger, but nice catch.

Nothing. It’s a potent whiff of the ‘she’s just after the money’ defense, which will be rolled out with showy aplomb.

I thought boorish, barely-successful leadership was all the rage in England.

This is his lawyer: http://www.rhuntlaw.com/blog/2015/03/j…

“I cannot deny that utilizing cooperating witnesses in order to obtain evidence of criminal activity can be an important tool for police and prosecutors. At the same time, the motive to fabricate testimony that is inherent in this type of system, where…

Playing dangerously is also grounds for a red.

Policy contingent on a perfect 16-1 season, however.

I have a good idea that you can NOT steal

And yet, somehow, Holtz is one of the few intelligible voices at the RNC.

Oh, no. I can’t go ten minutes without hearing Fitz and the Tantrums on the radio. Not this again.

It’s important to know your prison gangs. You can identify the Cardinal fan sect in every prison by their white skin and shaved heads.

I’m sure most players came to terms with their balls being smarter than them a long time ago.