This should have gotten way more stars.  Gallows humor shouldn't be so underappreciated here.

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

“These people have awful names.”

newuser0x absolutely did not “all lives matter” you. What they were saying was that race had absolutely nothing to do with this story so the boy’s race did not merit mentioning. When white boys do something meritorious, no one feels compelled to remind everyone that they are, in fact, white when mentioning the…

You’re right, 20 years IS too light. This is straight up treason.

“Ferrari-like”

So I herd u leik watermarks...

Power rangers duh.

So, you’re on a first name basis with a murderer who recruited her then lover to murder her husband. That is so heartwarming!

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

Good riddance Smisek you cheesy fuck. Your stupid merger of Continental with United screwed everyone except you. Because of you I started flying American again, even though they don’t fly nonstop anywhere. Asshole.

“Predatory loans”...yeah, fuck those assholes and their collusion with Johnson’s parents. I have zero sympathy for these bloodsuckers and the shady, high-interest loans business. Lending out that high above prime, they’ve made more than enough money to absorb the occasional loss, right. That’s the business they’re in.