Fuck ketchup. I’m drinking space oil straight from the bottle, then I’m gorging on 10 pounds of steaks and 40 pounds of fries. Watch’em slide the other way out! Make Gluttony Great Again!

What? Knicks fans would accept nothing less than John Wall for Melo. 90% of all comments on ESPN right now are some variation of “Fire Dolan”, “Fire Phil” or “Kawhi for Melo, who says no?!?”

And bitching about people who bitch about hipsters long before THAT.

Bah! I was bitching about hipsters long before it was cool.

“Also remember to put a ticking clock inside the box, and sprinkle it with white powder. That will make sure you attract maximum attention!”

The thing is a lot of media outlets work on this basis. Why pay for stuff when you get some sap to work for free? You’ll get *experience* and *exposure*!

B-b-but I was told only Europeans and soccer players flop! Is this Brooks Belgian or something?

Actually I’d do that trade right now if I’m the Knicks. Really, wouldn’t you?

Ah but go look at the Eastern Conference he beat to get there - it was composed of Lebron, Boston and poop. Well done to Dwight (and Stan Van Pornstache) for pushing that Magic team past the lebrons and the celts, but if Melo’s best Denver teams had played in the East rather than the West, he’d have been to the finals…

Actually I think Charles would be Round.

Actually I agree with you. Dwight was a beast and his Superman/ Offbrand Shaq act wasn’t that annoying back in his Orlando days.

Hi, I’m Dwight Howard. I have superstar numbers but every team I join gets worse and in a year everybody hates me. Here, smell my fart!

This is karma for Trump.

Duh! +1 for posting a correction in such a suave, polite manner that you don’t come across as a douche. -1 for me for being an ignorant doofus.

if we were free of the oppressive yolk of both magical medieval thinking

The last time someone put that idea to work, it was 1865. Didn’t work out so great!

It’s a fucking logo, for fuck’s sake.

No but fuck Dean Spanos anyway.

If this was allowed, places like NYC and San Francisco would turn into matchbox compounds overnight and you’d be charged 3000 for a Tokyo-style micro-apartment. And the homeless would still be homeless.

Bro don’t touch my balls