Although, and this might be the Stockholm syndrome kicking in, I think Tiffany looks like a nice person.

I guess the winner in that punchable-Trump category would have to be discount-store Draco Malfoy here:

Bad as Floyd is, he is yet to launch a nationwide movement of xenophobic hatred that threatens to unravel democracy. So I guess President-elect Juggalo Himmler still has the edge.

I used to think America was the Beastie Boys around Ill Communication:

The Oceania half spot keeps moving - 2010 their playoff was against Asia, 2014 they got Concacaf, 2018 they’ll get South America. Right after Australia moved, New Zealand went to the WC by beating Bahrain.

You assume the USMNT would get the shit kicked out of us by 7 or 8 South American teams. I disagree. It would be hard to qualify, especially with Klinsmann-level teams, but not impossible.

No, better to get blasted 4-0 by Costa Rica, eh?

I disagree. The only way to get better is to play stronger competition in games that matter.

The problem is, even after this suckage the USMNT is guaranteed to go through. The Concacaf is three teams deep - the US just have to do better than Panama to advance. Then the US will be in the World Cup again and all will be forgotten.

The idea of President Mussolini Fruitcake’s orange scowling mug hanging on the walls at every American embassy everywhere is a fucking disgrace.

So he is going to deport three million “gang members” and “criminals”. Has anyone pointed out that America’s total prison population is 2.2 million? That there aren’t three million criminals, Mexican or otherwise, roaming the country free?

Me, I like Nutella. But what sort of a fucking pervert wants to eat it in a hamburger bun?

Minnesotta is the answer!

I don’t know man. Remember George W. “now watch that drive” Bush? Guy kept regular sleeping hours, spent most weekends at his ranch in Texas, played endless rounds of golf.

I think you’re absolutely right.

So what now? Do the people who got fucked in this election follow the rightwingers tactic and go on a scorched earth, reverse Tea Party? Or should we try to engage with the non-deplorable bits of the 47% that voted for President-elect Bozo Mussolini?

Trump won’t get no shit done, but I don’t think many of his supporters will care. It seems to me those 48% of trump voters just want a guy in the White House who will be permanently flipping the double bird at the other 52%.

You could also include the 46% of people who didn’t even vote. But that loud minority now controls virtually everything in politics - presidency, Congress, most statehouses.

Yes! That’s what I wanted! That’s what the “change” and “hope” buttons said.

I would vote for a Dunkin Donuts presidency.