The skin of your child? You are a monster, sir.

He got lost in the wilderness and ate all his friends before it was cool.

Put it this way... I would love to see anyone code for an iPad/iPhone or Android device on the actual device. I would say it's nearly impossible without keyboard and mouse.

and mean;

Nothing beats the original for sheer weirdness.

So what? I dont like it :P

that's not space invaders.

Shut the fuck up. You would eat the shit out of that burger. Quit lying to yourself.

So you're saying there's still hope for this bad boy?

Water evaporates, especially in fountains

Fountains recirculate the same water over and over again.