That's what you do after you kill someome.

Yeah, the age difference is pretty big but 31 falls squarely into the "grown-ass woman" category.

And, of course, he's the only one giving a convincing performance.

They don't. It's clickbait.

The point of art is to move people, and that you've written an article about an eight year old movie I would say it's moved you. So, as art, "Idiocracy" succeeded.

Matt Novak is a writer for a poor news source and you should be ashamed for liking him. His over analysis and misunderstanding of satire is lethargic and excessive to the point of adding nothing to the debate.

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

It was staffed by mainly women but they were relegated to supporting roles as secretaries and phone operators. Even the most brilliant female minds were over looked unless they stood out far above the rest like the character Knightly plays. The top positions were held by men, even by men dumber then all of the women…

damn fine joke. Beat me to it. God I love this movie.

This sarlacc will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it

Or you can always go ...

My winner is actually

Lindsay Lohan says it's not "on the cards" for her to miss any performances

Now let's not infantalize Stewart. This kind of pairing has been going on for forever without being exploitive or sexual harassment.

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.

If it gives people the warm fuzzies to think this was a decision based on morals or ethics, then by all means. Wrap yourself up in that blanket of delusion.

Let's be clear - he was fired because AA is bleeding money from its asshole, ears, and mouth.

One of my favorite moments in the episode was when Varys hears the bells tolling (announcing a royal death), turns, and joins Tyrion's box on the ship to... away. Varys is a smart man.